I was a strange child (and I still am, just see the next post)

When I was a child I used to watch the cartoon "Captain Planet." I liked the whole 5 element idea as it appealed to my Native American background. There was, however, something that bothered me about the ol' Cap'n. I always wondered why he wanted to kill everyone on earth.

Now I'm sure you're wracking your brain trying to recall when he ever tried to destroy life on earth as he was the epitome of environmentalism in the late 80's (that's when I watched anyway.) It is, however, in his very theme song where you can find evidence to this.

You see his theme song states "Captain Planet he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero."

Now I know I was a geeky child and probably knew "too much" if such a thing is possible. It's just that I was aware even then that moisture that is suspended in the clouds condenses around airborne particulates (pollutants) and that condensation is what forms rain drops. Without these particulates it doesn't rain. Without rain we all die.

So there you have it. Proof positive that Captain Planet wants us all dead.