Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Rabbits

Well, this blog needs a first post and it's getting too late in the evening for me to think clearly so I'll start with this. I just filled out my profile information and when I viewed the updated information it reminded me that I was born in the year of the Rabbit. I'm not sure if this means that I'm evil, that the Chinese people are evil or if it has some other, as yet undiscovered meaning.

You see, it is my belief that rabbits are evil. I have no definitive reason for this (though they did try to bury my truck.) It has simply been my belief that if there is any creature possessed of the soul of Satan that it's rabbits. They're cuddly to be sure but Lucifer was supposedly the most beautiful of the angels and look at him now (or don't...might be better for you that way.) Underneath, however, they hide evil ways and desires and someday I'll prove it.

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